3 MMM’s = Meetings, Meditation and Masturbation

AA = Absolute Abstinence

AA = Attitude Adjustment

AA’s-R-US = Alcoholics Anonymous Recovery Unity Service

ABC = Acceptance, Belief, Change

ACTION = Any Change To Improve Our Nature

ADDICT = Anybody Doing Drugs In Compulsive Trouble

ALCOHOLICS = A Life Centered On Helping Others Live In Complete Sobriety

ANONYMOUS = Actions Not Our Names Yield Maintenance Of Unity & Service

ANGER = A No Good Energy Rising

ASK = Ass-Saving Kit

BAR = Beware Alcohol, Run

BIG BOOK = Believing In God Beats Our Old Knowledge

BUT = Being Unconvinced Totally

CALM = Can Anger Leave Me

CARE = Comforting And Reassuring Each Other

CHANGE = Choosing Honesty Allows New Growth Everyday

CLEAN = Completely Leaving Every Addiction Now

CRAP = Carry Resentments Against People

DEAD = Drinking Ends All Dreams

DENIAL = Don’t Even Notice It’s A Lie

DUES = Desparately Using Everything But Sobriety

EDI not DIE = Easy Does It not Does It Easy

EGO = Edging God Out

FAILURE = Fearful, Arrogant, Insecure, Lonely, Uncertain, Resentful, Empty

FAITH = For An Instant Trust Him

FAITH = Fear And Insecurity? Trust Him

FEAR = Failure Expected And Received

FEAR = False Evidence Appearing Real

FEAR = Feelings Every Alcoholic Rejects

FEAR = Fighting Ego Against Reality

FEAR = F**k Everything And Run

FEAR = Face Everything And Recover

FEAR = Forgetting Everything’s All Right

FEAR = Frantic Effort to Appear Real

FEAR = Frantic Efforts to Appear Recovered

FINE = Frantic, Insane, Nuts and Egotistical

FINE = F**cked-Up, Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional

FOG = Fear of God

FROG = Fully Rely On God

GIFT = God Is Forever There

GIFTS = Getting It From The Steps

GOD = Good Orderly Direction

GOD = Group Of Drunks

GOYA = Get Off Your Ass

GUT = God’s Undeniable Truths

HALT = Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired: Fix these situations before you make any decisions

HALT = Horny, Arrogant, Lazy and Tragic: if you’re any one of these, get to a meeting!

HEART = Healing Enjoying and Recovering Together

HELP = Hope, Encouragement, Love and Patience

HOPE = Happy Our Program Exists

HOPE = Hearing Other Peoples’ Experiences

HOPE = Hang On! Peace Exists

HOW = Honest, Open-Minded and Willing

ISM = I, Self, Me

ISM = I Sabotage Myself

KISS = Keeping It Simple, Spiritually

LET GO = Leave Everything To God, Okay?

NEW = Nothing Else Worked

NOW = No Other Way

NUTS = Not Using The Steps

OUR = Openly Using Recovery

PACE = Positive Attitudes Change Everything

PMS = Pour Me Syndrome

PRIDE = Personal Recovery Involves Defeating Ego

PROGRAM = People Relying On God Relaying A Message

Q-TIP = Quit Taking It Personally

RAGE = Real Angry Gut-level Ego

RELAPSE = Recovery Exits Life And Program Seem Empty

RID = Restless, Irritable and Discontented

RUN + I = RUIN…RUIN – I = RUN (let God run the show ’cause I ruin everything)

SHIT = Simply How I’m Thinking

SLIP = Sobriety Loses Its Priority

SOBER = Staying Off Booze Enjoying Recovery

SOBER = Son Of A Bitch, Everything’s Real

SOBRIETY = Stay Off Booze Recovery Is Everything To You

SOLUTIONS = Saving Our Lives Using The Inventory Of Needed Steps

SPONSOR = Sober Person Offering Newcomers Suggestions On Recovery

STAR = Start Talking About Recovery

STEPS = Solutions To Every Problem in Sobriety

TIME = Things I Must Earn

TRUST = Try Relying Upon The Steps

WASP = Worry Anger Self Pity

WILLING = When I Live Life, I Need God

WISDOM = When Into Self, Discover Our Motives

WILLING = When I Let Go & Let God, I Normally Grow

WORK = What Our Recovery Knows

WORRY = Wrong Or Right Remain Yourself

YET = You’ll End Up There